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Pet death
My
mother
had their beloved pet
rabbit 🐰
Dr
Stink
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏
a bull 🐮
a warthog 🐗
a wild boar 🐗
a lion 🦁
a venomous snake 🐍
a hippo 🦛
a cheetah 😺
a hyena 🐺
an ostrich 🐦
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