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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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