Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.