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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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