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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Frodo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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