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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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