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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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