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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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