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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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