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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Trotsky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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