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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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