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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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