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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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