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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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