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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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