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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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