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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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