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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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