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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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