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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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