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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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