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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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