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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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