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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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