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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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