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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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