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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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