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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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