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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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