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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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