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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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