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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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