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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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