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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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