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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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