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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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