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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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