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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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