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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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