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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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