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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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