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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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