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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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