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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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