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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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