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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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