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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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