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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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