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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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