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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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