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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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