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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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