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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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