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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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