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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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