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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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