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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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