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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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