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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by

a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺
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