Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.