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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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