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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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