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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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