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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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