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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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