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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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