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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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