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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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