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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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