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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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